Why use a brush when you can blow

I used to work with this barber, normally a barber will use a brush to get rid of the hair stuck on a customer s neck. Not this one. He has his way of doing so.

By placing his machine or scissors near the customers neck, he could with one blow clean his tools

and in the same time the customer' s neck.

And though no customer was delighted to receive a mixture of hot air and spit on his necks, few complained. And for those who did so, the answer was always the same: ''I was cleaning the machine. Sir! not you neck''